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Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

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Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

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A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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My class today Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.
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McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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Fresh off a break-up with ‘One Direction’ heartthrob Harry Styles, has Taylor Swift found love in the arms of NERV’s newest pilot, the hunky Kaworu Nagisa?
The pair were photographed getting cozy together at last night’s gala launch of NERV’s newest Evangelion unit, where Swift performed her new hits “You Are (Not) Alone” and “Dance Like You Want to Win.”
According to a backstage source, Nagisa approached Swift during rehearsals. “After she finished her set, he went up to the stage. They were joking and laughing.” The source revealed that Nagisa was overheard “quizzing [Swift] about her love life” and “asking her all these questions - stuff about how to get the attention of someone you’re interested in, how to know if another person likes you back, tips for asking someone out via piano duet - very flirty!”
A representative for Swift denied the allegations, saying, “Taylor and Kaworu have become good friends, and Taylor looks forward to continued success as the official Musical Ambassador of NERV’s Evangelion program.” 
When reached by telephone, Nagisa’s representative at NERV declined to comment, saying, “We do not comment on our pilots’ personal lives. Kaworu Nagisa and the other pilots of the Evangelion program remain committed to postponing further destruction of our planet at the hands of angels.”
If the rumours are true, Nagisa will be the latest in a string of high profile men that Taylor has dated. Some of her past celebrity boyfriends have included Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer and Taylor Lautner.

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